✦ 🔌 USB Moaner Mode

Plug in a USB. Your laptop moans. You're welcome.

SlapWindows USB Moaner mode reacts every time you connect or disconnect a USB device. $3 one-time.

Windows 10/11 · Microphone required · One-time payment

Quick answer

Is there a USB moaner app for Windows?

Yes. SlapWindows includes a USB Moaner mode. Every time you plug or unplug a USB device on your Windows laptop — charger, mouse, USB drive, anything — it plays a sound reaction. No slapping required. USB Moaner mode is included in the $3 one-time SlapWindows payment along with all 7 slap sound packs.

USB Moaner
Plug in USB → sound plays. Unplug → sound plays again.
Any sound pack
USB Moaner uses whichever sound pack you have active
System tray
Runs silently — no one knows why your PC just moaned

Pricing

One-time. No subscriptions.

Less than a coffee. More fun than your antivirus.

$3
one-time payment · lifetime license · no refunds
  • All 7 voice packs
  • USB Sound Pack mode
  • Lifetime updates
  • License key via email
  • Windows 10 & 11 support

All sales final · No refunds · Windows 10/11 + mic required

FAQ

Common questions

Does USB Moaner work without slapping?
Which USB devices trigger it?
Can I have both slap detection AND USB Moaner on at the same time?