Privacy Policy

SlapWindows does not collect, transmit, or store any of the following:

• Personal information (name, address, phone number)
• Usage analytics or telemetry
• Microphone audio recordings
• USB device information
• Crash reports
• Location data
• Browsing or app usage history

There are no analytics SDKs, no tracking pixels, and no third-party data collection of any kind embedded in SlapWindows.

All microphone audio is analyzed locally on your Windows device to detect slap sounds. Raw audio is never recorded, saved, or transmitted. USB connect and disconnect events are processed locally in the same way. This data never leaves your device.

SlapWindows stores your preferences (sensitivity, cooldown, selected sound pack, volume, slap count, etc.) locally in a config file on your machine (%APPDATA%\SlapWindows\config.json). This data stays on your machine and is never uploaded or synced anywhere.

SlapWindows makes exactly one type of network request:

• License validation — When you activate your license key, SlapWindows sends your key to our server to verify it is valid. No other personal information is sent. If the server is unreachable, a local format check is performed as a fallback.

That's it. No other network requests are made.

SlapWindows accesses the following on your Windows machine:

• Microphone — To detect slap sounds via audio input. No audio is recorded or stored.
• USB ports — To detect device connect/disconnect events for USB Moaner mode.
• Audio output — To play sound clips. No speaker data is captured.

SlapWindows does not access your camera, location, contacts, files, clipboard, Bluetooth, or any other system resource beyond those listed above.

When you purchase SlapWindows, your payment is processed by Dodo Payments. We receive your email address in order to send your license key. We do not store your payment card details — those are handled entirely by Dodo Payments. See Dodo's privacy policy.

Your email address is stored in our database solely for the purpose of license key delivery and support. It is never sold, shared, or used for marketing.

• Dodo Payments — Payment processing and license management.
• Resend — Used to send your license key email.
• MongoDB Atlas — License keys and emails are stored here.

All sound clips are bundled locally in the app. There is no runtime connection to any audio service.

SlapWindows does not knowingly collect any personal information from children under 13. Since the app collects no personal data beyond a purchase email, this is not generally applicable.

We may update this policy from time to time. Changes will be reflected on this page with an updated date at the top. Continued use of SlapWindows after changes constitutes acceptance.

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