✦ Your laptop has feelings now

Your laptop has been suffering in silence. Not anymore.

SlapWindows gives your Windows laptop a voice. Slap it, it screams. $3 one-time.

Windows 10/11 · Microphone required · One-time payment

Quick answer

Is there an app that makes your Windows laptop react like it has feelings?

Yes. SlapWindows makes your Windows laptop react to physical interaction. Slap it and it screams. Plug in a USB and it moans. It uses your microphone to detect impact sounds and USB device events to trigger sound reactions. Your laptop finally has feelings — and it's not happy about being slapped. $3 one-time on Windows 10/11.

Slap reaction
Your laptop protests every time you hit it
USB reaction
Reacts to USB connect and disconnect
7 personalities
7 sound packs — choose your laptop's personality

Pricing

One-time. No subscriptions.

Less than a coffee. More fun than your antivirus.

$3
one-time payment · lifetime license · no refunds
  • All 7 voice packs
  • USB Sound Pack mode
  • Lifetime updates
  • License key via email
  • Windows 10 & 11 support

All sales final · No refunds · Windows 10/11 + mic required

FAQ

Common questions

Does my laptop actually feel pain?
Can I choose a friendly personality?