Windows version of SlapMac
Slap your
Windows laptop.
It screams back.
That's it. That's the app.
Windows 10/11 · Microphone required
Try it
Your laptop has feelings now
Click the laptop to simulate a slap
💻
In real app — just slap your desk or laptop lid
🎙
Mic detection
Detects slap via microphone
🔧
System tray
No dock icon, lurks silently
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USB moaner
Reacts on plug/unplug too
Sound Packs
Seven moods of protest
sound clips across 7 voice packs. Your office will have questions.
💋
Sexy
Use headphones
🥊
Combo Hit
👨
Male
💨
Fart
🎩
Gentleman
🌸
Yamete
🐐
Goat
Bonus feature
USB Moaner
Plug or unplug a USB device. It moans. You're welcome.
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USB Moaner mode
Your laptop reacts every time you connect or disconnect a device.
Pricing
One-time. No subscriptions.
Less than a coffee. More fun than your antivirus.
$4
one-time payment · lifetime license
- ✓ All 7 voice packs
- ✓ USB Moaner mode
- ✓ Lifetime updates
- ✓ License key via email
- ✓ Windows 10 & 11 support
FAQ
Common questions
Will it trigger while typing?+
Does it work without a mic?+
How do I get my license key?+
Can I get a refund?+
Will it drain my battery?+